Friday, September 18, 2009

The Glasses Conspiracy


Yes, organizing, cleaning, and take a break, try on your old glasses from the eighties. Funny thing is that I put them on for a joke, but I think I can see out of them better then I can see out of my current glasses. Perhaps God thinks people don't find me odd enough, so now He wants me to wear really outdated glasses too.

I think it's a big conspiracy. Every time I go get my eyes checked they manage to change the perscription just a little bit. They have to tweek it, otherwise how will they sell their glasses? I mean if my perscription doesn't change, what need do I have to buy new glasses? Then they tell you that when you get your new glasses you may have to adjust to them. Huh? Why wouldn't you change the glasses to fit my needs? Too bad I was young when they told me this foolishness, I would never buy into it now. Eventually your eyes do change and adjust to the glasses, which messes up your eyesight, which causes you to go back and get your eyes check, and so on and so on and so on. No one ever listens to me though, so I don't expect you to believe that it's all a conspiracy. It's okay, I'm used to it.


On a side note, my potatoes turned out to look like a little family. I think the mom may have been augmented, but what do I know, I need my eyes checked.









3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...I can fully agree with the glasses conspiracy and I dream vividly too....but after reading these last two blogs, maybe I should follow through with what I've been thinking of doing for about a week; which is to give you a call to visit! Sounds like you could benefit from a little social interaction!

Nice big lenses, by the way!

Have a blessed Sabbath and Lords Day, Renee.

Renee hmm..hmm.. (I mean Beth)

Renée said...

You're right Beth, talking to a tomato, and now a potato family has made me seem a bit isolated.

You say po-tay-toe, and I say po-tah-toe.

You say toe-may-toe and I say toe-mah-toe.

Don't call the whole thing off!

After Sabbath, e-mail me and we'll set up a phone conversation before I start talking to celery.

Peace,
Renee

Michael Bunker said...

I for one have been yelling about the glasses conspiracy for years. I never got glasses and my two sisters did, now they are hooked and I still have great vision. I did use some reading glasses the other day on some small print and it was nice. Anyway, I preached to my family about the glasses conspiracy, but my mother convinced Tracy to get glasses anyway. Duhhh... Oh well, you can't win 'em all.

Oh, and that is a hot potato.

Michael